Codex Seraphinianus
If you haven't heard of the Codex Seraphinianus, then steady yourself. It appears to be one of the oddest things to have been published! This is called the Rocket Circumnambulation and is found among a series of other foot placement diagrams for otherwise innocuous...
The Last Voyage of Somebody the Sailor
"To the handsome and the privileged," she declared, as though addressing the night itself, "who can scarcely imagine being otherwise, it appears that their elders choose old age, for reasons as mysterious as their choosing to be ill or ugly. Servants faithful or...
Born Yesterday
I tell him I'm waiting for my dog who has found some interesting smells a little way back, to find me. ('Reading his wee-mails,' I think of saying parroting a woman with a wire-hair Parson Jack Russell, but don't.)
Model photographer
Just had to give the old tilt and shift business another crack, although, I'm still not convinced I've got it. Hey ho!
Leela’s Friend
'If we stand on the roof and stretch our arms, can we touch the sky?' 'Not if we stand on the roof here,' he said. 'But if you stand on a coconut tree you can touch the sky.' 'Have you done it?' asked Leela. 'Yes, many times' said Sidda. 'Whenever there is a big moon,...