The Geecologist

Out There

Out There

Apr 18, 2026 | Fiction, Short Stories | 0 comments

The Last Woman on Earth The Last Woman on Earth lives in Los Angeles. She is single and in her thirties, five foot seven, 145 pounds, a Virgo. She is the world’s most famous celebrity. Her talk show has the largest viewership of any TV program, with higher ratings...
Gregsploitation

Gregsploitation

Feb 25, 2023 | 2023, Mixes, Toons | 0 comments

Greg (played by Nicholas Braun in Succession) is suing Greenpeace, so I thought I’d run a fundraiser for him. I’ve assumed he likes a mix of 90s hip hop and instrumental hip hop, so here it is! If you like Rakim, Guru (Gang Starr), The Beastie Boys, Gift...
The Kingdom That Failed

The Kingdom That Failed

Feb 27, 2021 | Fiction, Short Stories | 0 comments

Just behind the kingdom that failed ran a nice little river. It was a clear, lovely stream, and many fish lived in it. Weeds grew there, too, and the fish ate the weeds. The fish didn’t care whether or not the kingdom had failed, of course. Whether it was a kingdom or...
The Sea, The Sea

The Sea, The Sea

Oct 3, 2020 | Fiction | 0 comments

‘Every persisting marriage is based on fear,’ said Peregrine. Fear is fundamental, you dig down in human nature and what’s at the bottom? Mean spiteful cruel self-regarding fear, whether it makes you put the boot in or whether it makes you cower. As for marriage,...
Lanny

Lanny

Sep 26, 2020 | Fiction | 0 comments

At that time I was into finding and cleaning the skeletons of dead things. Mostly birds. I would pull them apart, coat them in gold leaf, reassemble them wrongly and suspend them from wire frames. Little mobiles of badly made birds. I’d done a dozen or so. The gallery...