The Geecologist

Mr Rinyo-Clacton’s Offer

Mr Rinyo-Clacton’s Offer

Sep 8, 2008 | Lies, Truth & Lies | 0 comments

When I turned on the lights the place came out of the darkness like an animal caught in the headlamps of a car. All the plants whose names I’d forgotten reproached me silently; the Russian vine looked moribund. ‘Sorry,’ I said. I filled a jug and...
Kleinzeit

Kleinzeit

Apr 20, 2007 | Lies | 0 comments

Excuse me, said the moon. I’ll just put the kettle on. Kleinzeit nodded. The day knocked three times at his eyeballs. Morning for Mr Kleinzeit, said the day. I’m Mr Kleinzeit, said Kleinzeit. Sign here, please. Kleinzeit signed. Thank you very much, sir,...