The Forester’s Daughter

When he is getting into his car, a stranger who holds his cards close to his chest approaches.

‘I understand you have a dog you’d sell.’

‘A dog?’ says Deegan.

‘Aye,’ he says, ‘a gun dog. Do you still have him?’

‘Well, I do.’ Deegan is set back on his heel but he recovers quickly. ‘I bought him last September but I’ve little time for hunting and it’s a shame to see him wasted.’

Deegan goes on to describe a retriever. He begins to talk easily about pheasants and how his dog can rise them, how the soup off a pheasant tastes finer than anything you can find in a hotel. He talks about the turf basket and how it is never empty since the dog came to the house. As soon as he mentions turf, the man smiles but Deegan does not notice, for he is remembering the girl on her birthday and how she and the retriever now bathe in the same water. But it is too late to back down.

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1986

The Bridge

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1986

"you know," he said, "if i had my way i wouldn't let anybody who believed in star signs or the bible or faith healing or anything like that use electric power, or ride in cars and buses and trains and aircraft, or use anything made of plastic. they want to believe the universe works according to their crazy little rules? ok, let them live that way, but why should they be allowed to use the fruits of sheer fucking human genius and hard work..."

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"you know," he said, "if i had my way i wouldn't let anybody who believed in star signs or the bible or faith healing or anything like that use electric power, or ride in cars and buses and trains and aircraft, or use anything made of plastic. they want to believe the universe works according to their crazy little rules? ok, let them live that way, but why should they be allowed to use the fruits of sheer fucking human genius and hard work..."

The Bridge cover

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