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		<title>A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not a proponent of the curtains being open. Some people know. Of course they know. People know. Everyone knows. Everyone is talking. Waiting. I have plans for them, the nosy, the inquisitive, the pitying, have developed elaborate fantasies for those who would see us as grotesque, pathetic, our situation gossip fodder. I picture [...]]]></description>
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<p>I am not a proponent of the curtains being open.<br />
Some people know. Of course they know.<br />
People know.<br />
Everyone knows. Everyone is talking. Waiting.<br />
I have plans for them, the nosy, the inquisitive, the pitying, have developed elaborate fantasies for those who would see us as grotesque, pathetic, our situation gossip fodder. I picture strangulations &#8211; <em>Tsk tsk, I hear she&#8217;s</em>-gurgle! &#8211; neck-breakings &#8211; <em>what will happen to that poor little bo</em>-crack! &#8211; I picture kicking bodies as they lie curl and on the ground, spitting blood as they &#8211; <em>Jesus Christ, Jesus fucking Christ, I&#8217;m sorry, I&#8217;m sorry! </em>- beg for mercy. I lift them over my head and then bring them down, break them over my knee, their spines like dowels of balsa. Can&#8217;t you see it? I push offenders into giant vats of acid and watch them struggle, scream as the acid burns, breaks them apart. My hands fly into them, breaking their skin &#8211; I pull out hearts and intestines and toss them aside. I do head-crushings, beheadings, some work with baseball bats &#8211; the variety and degree of punishment depending on the offender and the offense. Those whom I don&#8217;t like or my mother doesn&#8217;t like in the first place get the worst &#8211; usually long, drawn-out strangulations, face of red then purple then mauve. Those I barely know, like the family that just walked by, are spared the worst &#8211; nothing personal. I&#8217;ll run them over with my car.</p>
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