Yellow Dog

Clint said, ‘The big news climatewise, they’re saying, is the Ice Age. Which is coming up. After uh, ten thousand years of decent weather, much out the igloo, boys, and hunker down for ninety millennia of frostbite.’
‘…Then maybe global warming isn’t such a bad thing after all!’
‘Yeah, they’re saying – yeah: but if you wet your pants at the beginning of a blizzard, it won’t keep you warm for very long.’

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12. September 2008 by The Geecologist
Quoted from Martin Amis originally written in 1988

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