The Educational Experience

Forty Stories (Penguin Twentieth Century Classics)

What a wonderful time you’ll have, we told them, when the experience is over, done, completed. You will all, we told them, be more beautiful than you are now, and more employable too. You will have a grasp of the total situation; the total situation will have a grasp on you.

And then:

  1. On The Road …I told her my dreams. I told her about the big snake of the world that was coiled in the...
  2. Eleanor Rigby Assorted fantasies: “I just think they’re creepy. A week ago he told me he’d had this vision where two ex-lovers...
  3. Catch 22 “They’re trying to kill me,” Yossarian told him calmly. “No one’s trying to kill you,” Clevinger cried. “Then why are...
  4. Less Than Zero One day i saw a boy i had gone to the school with, maybe first grade, standing by the fence,...
  5. The Pale King 'Well, my dad used to like to mow the lawn in little patches and strips. He'd do the east corner...
  6. Conversations with Goethe The English, Goethe said in parting, are the shining brown varnish on the sad chiffonier of civilization. Lieutenant Whitby blushed...

20. July 2008 by The Geecologist
Quoted from Donald Barthelme originally written in 1987

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