Political language – and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists – is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

And then:

1. To Whom It May Concern I was run over by the truth one day. Ever since the accident I’ve walked this way So stick my...
2. March for the Alternative Among the nearly half million protestors who came to London yesterday to March for the Alternative, there were actually a...
3. Catch 22 “They’re trying to kill me,” Yossarian told him calmly. “No one’s trying to kill you,” Clevinger cried. “Then why are...
4. Television The television was showing the same American series we ourselves were watching in the Schweinfurth’s living room, such that, as...
5. The Brothers Karamazov I believe that you are sincere and good at heart. If you do not attain happiness, always remember that you...
6. What The Water Feels Like To The Fishes Like the fur of a chinchilla. Like the cleanest tooth. Yes, the fishes say, this is what it feels like....