Forty Stories (Penguin Twentieth Century Classics) Forty Stories (Penguin Twentieth Century Classics)Dave Eggers; Penguin Books Ltd 2005WorldCatLibraryThingGoogle BooksBookFinder 

What a wonderful time you’ll have, we told them, when the experience is over, done, completed. You will all, we told them, be more beautiful than you are now, and more employable too. You will have a grasp of the total situation; the total situation will have a grasp on you.