The Geecologist

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A Perfect Day for Bananafish

Posted By on December 20, 2006 in Lies | 0 comments

Nine Stories

the young man put on his robe, closed the lapels tight, and jammed his towel into his pocket. he picked up the slimy wet, cumbersome float and put it under his arm. he plodded alone through the soft, hot sand toward the hotel.
on the sub-menu floor of the hotel, which the management directed bathers to use, a woman with zinc salve on her nose got into the elevator wtih the young man.
“i see you’re looking at my feet,” he said to her when the car was in motion.
“i beg your pardon?” said the woman.
“i said i see you’re looking at my feet.”
“i beg your pardon. i happened to be looking at the floor,” said the woman, and faced the doors of the car.
“if you want to look at my feet, say so,” said the young man. “but don’t be a god-damned sneak about it.”
“let me out here please,” the woman said quickly to the girl operating the car.
the car doors opened and the woman got out without looking back.
“i have two normal feet + i can’t see the slightest god-damned reason why anybody should stare at them,” said the young man. “five, please,”

And then:

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  3. Born Yesterday I tell him I’m waiting for my dog who has found some interesting smells a little way back, to find...
  4. The Tale of the Unknown Island And the sailors, she asked, No one came, as you can see, But did some at least say they would...
  5. Cry, The Beloved Country Sadness and fear and hate, how they well up in the heart and mind, whenever one opens the pages of...
  6. Now, Voyager The untold want by life and land ne’er granted, Now voyager sail thou forth to seek and find. The film...